Friday, January 27, 2012

The legendary day of judgement for formula feeders...6/6/06 are you ready for death?

Basically 3 weeks left until La Leche League destroys us formula feeders and takes our babies away from us to be properly breastfed. If you didn't get the memo, here is your last warning. Have fun with your kids while you can. Remember how worthless we are for feeding formula and let the guilt cleanse your soul so you can die with honor at least. Rest easy in the fact that your baby will be breastfed by a La Leche Leage chick with National Geographic boobs, and you will be judged fairly. I hear they use the Ancient Egyptian system of weighing your heart against a feather on a scale...death has to come first though. I'm taking my kids to the water park today to enjoy them while I can. Remember to die with honor.The legendary day of judgement for formula feeders...6/6/06 are you ready for death?
I am proud to formula feed my child! Don;t get me wrong, i tried the whoel breastfeeding thing for the first couple of weeks. But, a mother has the right to choose how to feed her baby, and shouldnt be pressured into breastfeeding. It really kind of pisses me off how much WIC and such trys to force a mother into breadtfeeding, and then makes her feeling guilty if she doesnt.



I formula feed for a good reason. My son has an absorption and metabolic disorder. Our first son, who passed away, also had this problem. Thanks to special formula, our son is able to make it now. Breastmilk cant be chacnged. What you produce is what yo uget, and what your child has to get. But formula's can be made to fit certain needs for medical problems.



Sometime, formual feeding is the best option! So, for all those mothers that think im bad for formula feeding, answer me this: If i didnt formula feed, my son would be extrememly sick, is that what you want?
You're glad she can take a joke????????????? She is telling you her first son died and the second is very ill. If you consider that a joke, you are worse than I thought. I figured your BS was a game, now I really wonder about you. How insulting to Kristie, shame on you!

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The legendary day of judgement for formula feeders...6/6/06 are you ready for death?
Oh how silly! LLL wouldn't do that! Sure they might pamphet ya and talk your ear off about the benefits of breastfeeding over formula, but they wouldn't ever take formula feeders babies away! Gimme and Break!!!



So if breasts aren't for feeding babies..what do you use YOURS for?The legendary day of judgement for formula feeders...6/6/06 are you ready for death?
that day is going to be funny. all those creepy crack heads that are all satainc are going to go kill themselves and as a whole, the world will actualy be a better place.
Thank God for that! I was getting tired of my perfect breastfed baby getting sat on by those morbidly obese formula fed monsters! Does that mean no more loaded and annoying pro-formula questions? Yay! No more waiting in the grocery line behind you while they ring up formula, frozen dinners, menthol cigarettes and ding dongs?



I wonder what I should wear on judgement day? Should I go military or tea length?



BTW-- I heard that LLL is making allowances for babies fed formula for medical purposes. That's always okay in everyone's book.



ps...your formula feeding guilt is very transparent. you can always re-lactate.
what ever, you are stupid if you believe that. get a grip on your self!!!!
Oh, another "alien" inhere.

Watch out people.

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Great reply, Chronos !

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I'm sorry, what is the question? You are supposed to be asking something. Is it if I'm ready for death? Please rephrase your question.



Thanks.
i think you are fu*ked up!!!
Oh crap! You're on to us. I can't believe one of my LLL sisters has let it slip that we plan to kidnap all your children.



For Pete's sakes! At LLL and most other breastfeeding groups we meet up to support each other and offer encouragement to women that want help breastfeeding. For women that can't or even women that can and just choose not to we really don't care. We are not after your children.



Sadly there are plenty of women that need support breastfeeding and they're the ones I focus my attention on. I have no desire to judge or kidnap the children of formula feeders.
Hah hah Spat. Don't forget that she'll be paying with food stamps! I hear on judgment day, they're giving us "trash goggles" to weed out the ones who breastfeed so that they don't get "national geographic boobs" from the ones who actually have to formula feed for medical reasons. Hey-- I hear La Leche can help people re-lactate too.
what-is-the-question....??? r u serious???

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