I think I'm related by blood to Jesus.. he had a wife and kids?

so.. I was tracing my lineage back, and I'm pretty damn positive that I'm a direct blood descendent of Jesus. Yes, he had a wife, and children. We have familial records dating back 1500 years, and then other documents (that someone took great care in preserving). It's awesome! Should i tell national geographic.I think I'm related by blood to Jesus.. he had a wife and kids?
"Should i tell national geographic."

Only if you enjoy being laughed at.
hehe.....no.I think I'm related by blood to Jesus.. he had a wife and kids?
First contact a therapist. You are ill.I think I'm related by blood to Jesus.. he had a wife and kids?
Sober up first.
you are positive in a lie then. read your bible. stop being stupid. or you will go on TV and be proven stupid.
Wrong
no because you would look pretty foolish, just like now.
Look, just because your last name is Christ...



(I know that Christ is not a proper name - it was a joke.)



I think I read somewhere that one in ten Asians (or something) is a descendant of Genghis Kahn. Of course, he had a reputation. We're all supposed to believe that "Jesus" never "went backstage behind the meat curtains," so people get a little more touchy when you suggest that maybe you're one of his progeny.
what??!



you dated your lineage back 1500 years ago?

get a life!!

i assume you have nothing better to do with your time than dream of the fame you'll get from national geographic
There is one way to check....crucify yourself and make sure you are buried in a cave. If you come back to life than you're records might be accurate...if you don't well....that would kinda suck...
Maybe you are and maybe you aren't. The Christian's are going to want to tar and feather you for even suggesting such a thing. Better lock your doors and watch your back.
watch "the da vinci code" one too many times?
Sorry but your not....500 years short....
Absolutely. If you can prove the Grail line go for it. It's about time some early Christian coverups get blown wide open so it can get back to its roots - not the perverted form that exists today.
If you paid for this info. then you were ripped off. I'd get my money back. How about if you stop with the blastphemy and try real hard to grow up? This is so ridiculous that it is off the charts. You sure made up a doozy. How old are you------early teen?
1500 years would be about 500 years short. But I am sure you crack you up.
If your family records date back 1500 years, that means your ancestor Jesus was born 500 years after the Christ Jesus of Nazareth, so.... no one cares.
Again, you are "deluted". And wanting attention and reaction, Jesus' Bride IS The Holy Church Body!! (For your "finite" mind, you cannot comprehend, STILL, because you do not Believe in Him yet!!) So sorry you are so sad.
We're all related to Jesus. He was God's son and we're all children of God.
you've been davincicoded you should see a doctor
i get sick and tired of people how think Jesus had a wife well he didn't.if he did the new testiment would have spoken about it.
No! First you should go here!



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Report what you found out to them! They'll get you on something even better than National Geographic! =D









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He was a *man* entitled to a life.
yeah! go ahead and tell them. dont for get to mention the fact that you invented Tv dinners and the microwave
ok 1. Kings family trees dated back to jesus but they were proberbly false.



2. Jesus was baptised without sin because it was it was a commandmant why not obey the commandment go forth and multiply too ?



3. Send it off too a professional and see what they say

if your on the news could u send me your autograph cos that would be cool.



4. There was a man called Joseph Smith a while back who claimed to be a desendant of Jesus and a phrophet.

People still believe his words today.



Go for it - what have u got 2 loose ?
He wasnt married, and since Christ died 2000 years ago i would keep looking. So my answer is no, they would tear you apart.
kind of ironic huh? You could be related to Jesus through His shed blood- interesting no wife and kids, but we can be God's children through His blood
Jesus Christ never had a wife and neither had childeren

You are a direct descendant of your parents only.Before them it doubled every generation like 4,8,16,32,64,128 and so on. 20 generations will give you a million anscestors so what is direct about that?