I'm here writing you to warn you about Pandora Tomorrow. Operation pandora tomorrow is the government testing out nuclear subs with both men and women on it. And I'm here to tell you that I'm proof it doesn't work.
It all started when I joined the Navy. I survived sleep deprivation, knife attacks, public humiliation and my CO from hell. This was just battle stations and boot camp. Finally I made it to E5. I was assigned to the nuclear sub in the Pandora Tomorrow project as a fire control man. I learned that working with women is very different. My commanding officer, a women, would sometimes put on her PT gear - that's her gym wear - and shuffle along like a chu-chu train and give me a smile. I think this was her way of submitting to me, very national geographic. Then came shower time. I had to take showers with my flirtatious commanding officer. I couldn't help myself, I did her in the showers. Now my CO's pregnant with my kid and I'm in the brigg (prison). Why? Because my commanding officer changed her mind about what we did. She feels too ashamed about the whole situation and wants to destroy any evidence about left. Thank god my homeboy left me this black berry to warn you that women do not belong on subs. Also, can you contact your local MRA to get me a lawyer. Thanks. And remember, don't trust the women.Nuclear Submarines and operation Pandora Tomorrow?
IUTS NO WONDER U IN BRIGG U STUPID AN THINK WITH UR LITTLE HEAD OK ANYONE KNOWS U DONT RUST WOMEN AT ALL IN ANY SITUATION OR ANYTIMES OK ANU EVEN GOT TO WATCH HER WEN IN BETWEEN UR LEGGS OK SHE MAY BITE, WOMEN LIKE SUBS BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A DONG OK THEY CANT SUCK ON IT BUT THEY SHURE CAN RIDE ONE THESE DAYS, / POLITICAL CORECTNESS, STUFFNuclear Submarines and operation Pandora Tomorrow?
When the crack wears off, will you remember typing that nonsense?
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